高中英语笑话

1. 高中英语笑话

To Be Polite 
  One day,Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner.As soon as the waiter took out two steaks,Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
  Tom wasn't happy about that:"When are you going to learn to be polite?"
  Bill:"If you had the chance to pick first,which one would you pick?"
  Tom:"The smaller piece,of course."
  Bill:"What are you whining about then?The smaller piece is what you want,right?"
  学会礼貌 
  一天,比尔和汤姆去餐馆吃饭.当服务员端上两份牛排时,比尔迅速地为自己拿了比较大的那块.
  汤姆对此很不开心：“你什么时候能学会礼貌?”
  比尔说：“如果让你先拿,你会拿哪个?”
  汤姆说：“当然是小的那个.”
  比尔：“那你还抱怨什么?小的那个不就是你想要的,不是吗?”

2. 英语演讲笑话

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

  Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

  Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.


  我的狗不识字

  布朗夫人：哦，

  亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！

  史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！

  布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。” 



Good Boy 

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with 

the money I gave you yesterday?" 

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. 

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents 

more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" 

"She is the one who sells the candy." 

好孩子 

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
 
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。

 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老

太太那么感兴趣呢？” 

“她是个卖糖果的。” 


The Perfect Son. 

A: I have the perfect son. 

B: Does he smoke? 

A: No, he doesn't. 

B: Does he drink whiskey? 

A: No, he doesn't. 

B: Does he ever come home late? 

A: No, he doesn't. 

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? 

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. 

完美儿子 

A:我有一个很完美的儿子. 

B:他抽烟吗? 

A:不抽. 

B:他喝威士忌酒吗? 

A:不喝. 

B:他会不会很晚回家? 

A:不会. 

B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子. 那他多大了? 

A:下个星期三就满6个月了.

3. 英文笑话演讲

   
  更新1:  可否有中文解释
   笑话第一篇（这篇若外国人看了一定会笑） Adam and Joseph were talking about their families. Adam said  "My grandfather was a very good conductor before he died" "Was he a musician?" joseph asked. "No  "said Adam  "he was struck by lightning." 亚当和约瑟正在谈及他们的家人。 亚当说：「我祖父在他死前是一个很好的conductor(conductor可作指挥，或导电体解） 约瑟问：「他是不是一个音乐家？」 亚当说：「不是，他是被雷电击中」 第二个笑话 The Bishop spoke to the congregation about the shortage of priests and nuns. "Too many of you are only having one child and letting them go off into other professions. I propose that each family should have three children: one for the father   one for mother and one for the church." A few days later   the bishop was out shopping when he saw a pregnant woman from his parish. But before he could say hello   she shouted above the crowd  "This one is yours   Bishop!" 有一个主教对他的会众说及，神父和修女的短缺。 他说：「你们当中太多人只生一个孩子，并让他们从事其他行业。我建议每个家庭应有三个孩子，一个为著爸爸，一个为著妈妈，一个为著教会。」 几天后，主教外出购物，并看到一个他教区的孕妇，在他向她问安之先，她当众大声地说：「主教，这个孩子是你的！」  参考: Reader’s Digest (July 2006)  英文笑话演讲 “Will you marry again if I died?” Wife asked “No!” Hu *** and wered firmly. “Uh uh   don’t lie to me   I’m sure you will” “Ok   may be I will” hu *** and sighed reluctantly. “will you share my bed with her?” “yeah   may be I will” “will you let her use my Golf clubs?” “No   she is a left hander!”  参考: Read from an aircraft sometime ago.  Some time ago   zoo officials in Kirby Misperton   England   had to pay visitors for articles that were often stolen by monkeys. But what puzzled them was the favourite item the animals snatched : eyeglasses. A thorough investigation revealed the reason. The monkeys grabbed the glasses when the visitors leaned over to read a *** all sign on the wall of the cage. And the sign said: “ Beware!! Those monkeys steal spectacles. ”  Three peoples live on 60/F.one day  the lift is not on servise.they had to walk on stairs. A said'let me sing a song.' the end of the song is on 20/F. B said'let me tell you a story.'the end of the story is on 35/F. C said'let me tell you a joke......'the end of the joke is on 50/F. A and B said 'your joke is funny!please tell us one more joke.' C said'Sure  it's...my key is on ground floor!' A and B was die......   

4. 幽默故事 高中英语演讲

When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him, "When you bow to somebody next time, you can count 'January, February, March. until December. Then you can lift your body up. Thus, the ceremony will be perfect. The next day, he met his uncle, he did as the men told him. The bow was so long that it made his uncle feel surprised and escaped away soon . When Jack looked up, he found his uncle gone . So he asked the passer, "Which month did he go away?杰克给人鞠躬，飞快地一点头，就算完了。大家都怪他不懂礼貌。于是便有好心的人教他说，“下次鞠躬的时候，你就在心里数：正月、二月、……一直数到十二月为止，然后再直起身来。这样，礼节就周全了。”第二天，杰克见到他的叔叔，他便如法炮制。这躬鞠得太久，叔叔吃了一惊，赶紧逃开了。杰克抬头一看，其叔早已不知去向，他便问过路人：“我叔叔几月走的？” Fox and cock One morning a fox sees a cock.He think,"This is my breakfast.'' He es up to the cock and says,"I know you can sing very well.Can you sing for me?''The cock is glad.He closes his eyes and begins to sing.The fox sees that and caches him in his mouth and carries him away. The people in the field see the fox.They cry,"Look,look!The fox is carrying the cock away.''The cock says to the fox,"Mr Fox,do you understand?The people say you are carrying their cock away.Tell them it is yours.Not theirs.'' The fox opens his mouth ang says,"The cock is mine,not yours.''Just then the cock runs away from the fox and flies into the tree. 狐狸和公鸡 一天早上，一只狐狸看到了一只公鸡。他想：这是我的早餐。 他朝公鸡走来，对他说：“我知道，你能唱得非常好听，你能唱给我听么？”公鸡很高兴。他闭上眼睛开始唱歌。狐狸看到这些抓住它放到自己的嘴里走了。 在田地里的人们看到了狐狸。大喊大叫：“看，看！狐狸抓住公鸡逃走了。”公鸡对狐狸说：“狐狸先生，你能理解么？人们认为你叼走了公鸡。告诉他们这是你的，不是他们的。” 狐狸张开她的嘴说：“公鸡是我的，不是你们的。”就在那时，。公鸡跑到了树底下。 　　A Simple Gesture by Jackie Sagner A little boy selling magazines for school walked up to a house that people rarely visited. The house was very old and run down and the owner hardly ever came out. When he did e out he would not say hello to neighbors or passers by but simply just glare at them. The boy knocked on the door and waited, sweating from fear of the old man. The boy's parents told him to stay away from the house, a lot of the other neighborhood children were told the same from their parents. As he was ready to walk away, the door slowly opened. " What do you want?" the old man said. The little boy was very afraid but he had a quota to meet for school with selling the magazines. "Uh, sir, I uh am selling these magazines and uh I was wondering if you would like to buy one." The old man just stared at the boy. The boy could see inside the old man's house and saw that he had dog figurines on the fireplace mantle. "Do you collect dogs?" the little boy asked. "Yes, I have many collectibles in my house, they are my family here, they are all I have." The boy then felt sorry for the man, as it seemed that he was a very lonely soul. "Well, I do have a magazine here for collectors, it is perfect for you, I also have one about dogs since you like dogs so much." The old man was ready to close the door on the boy and said, "No boy, I don't need any magazines of any kind, now goodbye." The little boy was sad that he was not going to make his quota with the sale. He was also sad for the old man being so alone in the big house that he owned. The boy went home and then had an idea. He had a little dog figure that he got some years ago from an aunt. The figurine did not mean nearly as much to him since he had a real live dog and a large family. The boy headed back down to the old man's house with the figurine. He knocked on the door again and this time the old man came right to the door. "Boy, I thought I told you no magazines." "No, sir I know that, I wanted to bring you a gift." The boy handed him the figurine and the old man's face lit up. "It is a Golden Retriever, I have one at home, this one is for you." The old man was simply stunned; no one had ever given him such a gift and shown him so much kindness. "Boy, you have a big heart, why are you doing this?" The boy *** iled at the man and said, "Because you like dogs." From that day on the old man started ing out of the house and acknowledging people. He and the boy became friends; the boy even brought his dog to see the man weekly. This simple gesture changed both of their lives forever. 一个励志类的小故事，不知LZ是否满意 　　金发美眉和出租车 我开车上班。应该注意的是，我的车不差，作为出租车，这款是非常强调他人舒适性的，令人如沐春风。甜蜜的早晨预感就有艳遇，真是奇迹，果然碰到穿着比基尼的翘臀金发美眉。我停车让她开门。 她举止优雅，没看我，用带有魔力的声音向我问早。 我回说早，带些微嘲弄和欣喜的，“你好么，感觉怎样”我继续为仙女而着迷。 ---“还好，谢谢”两人关系愉快的进展着。 ----“我昨天整晚都梦到你”突然我的这位美眉乘客说。 顿时，我荷尔蒙汹涌澎湃，我还能怎么回答呢，傻乎乎地咯咯笑讲了句很天才的话：“你知道么，我有预感今天遇见你。” 突然，她变得很奇怪，用她的眼睛悲哀地看着我，却对着别的地方空气说：“对不起，亲爱的，我进出租车了，现在不方便说话，晚点再打给你..." The Blonde and Taxi I go to work by my car. It should be noted that the car I have not the poor, and as a taxi, this model can be used only crazy altruist madly loving people. Like mood wow, the sun is shining, spring feel. Heart of the morning sweet make a noise in anticipation of romance and here it is ... miracle ... Should voting kick-ass blonde with a figure of the goddess of the "mini-bikini." I stop, she opens the right front door. Gracefully makes her divine body and happily not looking at me with a magical voice says: - "Hello" - "Hello" a little it and delighted at the unexpected familiarity I replied. - "How are you doing, how you feel?" continues to fascinate me, fairy. - "Nothing, thank you!" happily support the rapidly developing relationship. - "And you all last night I dreamed." Suddenly said my prelesnaya passenger. What else could I respond in a sudden started hormonal surge. I stupidly giggled and gave a brilliant phrase - "You know, I also foresaw a meeting today with you." Suddenly she seemed strangely and sadly looked at me with his eyes and says somewhere in the emptiness - "I'm sorry dear, I've sat in a taxi, I am not now very easy to talk, I'll call you later ..." 
   

5. 高中英语三分钟笑话

　　鲁迅先生的杂文用笑话作比,飞跃联想,把抽象的事物说得浅显明白,饶有兴味,使人们在笑谈中潜移默化领会作者的主旨。下面是我带来的高中英语三分钟笑话，欢迎阅读!
   
      
       　　高中英语三分钟笑话篇一   
    　　Gotta Have Faith要有信心
   
    　　The is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on cliff several hundred feet in th air.
   
    　　有个关于在 欧洲座落于高空好几百英尺悬涯高处的修道院  故事  。
   
    　　The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength .
   
    　　到达修道院。唯一的  方法  ，就是被悬吊在由数名修道士用尽他们全力拖拉到山顶的篮子里。
   
    　　Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying.
   
    　　很明显的，乘坐篮子爬上陡峭的悬崖是相当令人害怕的。
   
    　　One tourist got exceedingly nervous about half-way up as he noticed that the rope by which he was suspended was old and frayed.
   
    　　有位旅客约在半途中，注意到悬挂他的绳子很老旧而且被磨损时，心中感到极度紧张不安。
   
    　　With trembing voice,he asked the monked who was riding with him in the basket how often they changed the rope.
   
    　　他用颤抖的声音询问与他一同乘坐在篮子里的修道士，他们多久换绳子一次。
   
    　　The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely,"Whenever it breaks."
   
    　　修道士想了一会，然后粗率地回答：“绳子断掉时。”
       　　高中英语三分钟笑话篇二   
    　　Gone Shopping购物
   
    　　Our supermarket had a sald on boneless chicken breasts,and a woman I know ontended to stock up .
   
    　　我们的超级市，场在廉价拍卖无骨鸡胸，我认识的某位女士打算去多买一些。
   
    　　At the store,However,she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portopns of the poultry,
   
    　　然而，到了这家肉店的时候她感到很失望，因为只找到一点点事先就包装好的鸡肉，
   
    　　so she complained to the butcher.
   
    　　所以她就向这位肉店老板抱怨。
   
    　　"don't worry,lady," he said.
   
    　　他说：“小姐，别担心，
   
    　　"I will pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."
   
    　　我会替你多包几盘，在你买完东西的时候把它们准备好。”
   
    　　Several aisles later ,my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over th public-address system:
   
    　　逛完几个走道之后，我的朋友听到肉店老板的声音透过公共广播系统隆隆地说
   
    　　"Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store?"
   
    　　“那位想要大胸部的小姐请到本店后方来见我好吗?”
       　　高中英语三分钟笑话篇三   
    　　Why为什么
   
    　　A cemetery grounds keeper was going about his rounds when he saw a man lying on a grave,
   
    　　“位墓园管理员在巡视的时候，看见一名男子躺在坟墓上，
   
    　　sobbing loudly and pounding his fits on the ground,
   
    　　大声哭泣，并且用他的拳头重重地敲打地面.他悲痛地说：
   
    　　"Why did you have to die?Oh,why?Why?Why?"he lamented.
   
    　　"你为什么一定要死?哦，为什么?为什么?为什么?”
   
    　　"A loved one's passing is a terrible lose."the grounds keeper offered in consolation,
   
    　　墓园管理员安慰他说“心爱的人死去是个很难受的损失，
   
    　　"but someday,the pain will pass."
   
    　　但是终有一天，伤痛会过去的。”
   
    　　"Love one?" the weeping man said ,looking up.
   
    　　这位哭泣的男子抬起头看着他说：“心爱的人?
   
    　　" I didn't even know the guy."
   
    　　我根本不认识这个人。…
   
    　　"Then why all the tears? "
   
    　　"那为什么要痛哭流涕呢?…"
   
    　　"He was my wife's first husband!"
   
    　　"他是我老婆的笫一任老公呀!”
       　　高中英语三分钟笑话篇四   
    　　The job interview工作中的  面试  
   
    　　Reaching the end of a job interview ,
   
    　　到了工作面试的最后部分，
   
    　　the personnel recruitment officer asken a young engineer fresh out of Cambridge,
   
    　　人事招聘主管问一位刚从剑桥 桥  毕业  的年轻工程师：
   
    　　" And what starting salary were you looking for?"
   
    　　“你想要起薪多少呢 ?”
   
    　　The engineer said,"In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year,depending on the benefits package ."
   
    　　工程师说 ：“太约一年十四万左右吧，要视整体福利而定。”
   
    　　The interviewer said,"Well ,what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation,
   
    　　面试主管说：“嗯，五个礼拜的假期，
   
    　　14 paid holidays,full medical and dental,
   
    　　十四天带薪假，全额补助医疗和看牙科，
   
    　　company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary ,
   
    　　百分之五十薪资的公司相对退休基金，
   
    　　and a company car leased every 2 years ,say,a red sports Mercedes? "
   
    　　每两年公司租用配车，比如说，红色的奔驰跑车，你觉得怎幺样呀?”
   
    　　The engineer sat up straight and said ,
   
    　　工程师挺直坐着说：
   
    　　"Wow!Are you kidding?"
   
    　　“哇!你在开玩笑吧?”
   
    　　And the interviewer replied,"Yeah,but you started it."
   
    　　面试主管回答说 ：“对呀。不过是你起头的呀。”

6. 高中生英语笑话

 高中生英语笑话
                       　　1.A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach.
    
       　　一个男孩放学回家时，感到肚子疼。
       　　"Well, sit down and have some snacks," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it."
       　　“来，坐下，吃些点心，”他的妈妈说。“你肚子疼，是因为肚子空了。你吃了东西，就没事了。”
       　　Shortly afterwards, dad came in from work, complaining of a headche. "That's because it's empty," said his son. "You'll be all right if you have something in it."
       　　过了一会儿，男孩的爸爸下班回来，抱怨说自己头疼。“你头疼，是因为脑袋空了，”他的儿子说，“脑袋里装点东西，就没事了。”
       　　2. Son: "Dad, is French hard to learn?"
       　　儿子：“爸爸，法语难学吗?”
       　　Father: "My boy, at the beginning it is, but after that, it becomes easy."
       　　父亲：“我的`孩子，开头难，但往后就变得容易了。”
       　　Son: "That's great! I'll learn the latter half."
       　　儿子：“太棒了!那我就学后半部分。”
       　　3. A little boy lost his way and went to ask the policeman by the road.
       　　一个小孩迷了路，就去问路边的警察。
       　　The policeman asked, "Sonny, where's your home?"
       　　警察问：“小家伙，你的家在哪里?”
       　　The boy replied, "My mother teaches me to ask the policeman when I lose my way, but she doesn't tell me where I live."
       　　男孩回答说：“妈妈教我迷路时，就去问警察，但她没有告诉我住在哪里。”
       　　4. The mother asked her little son, "Tom, if the car is made of cholocate, which part will you eat first?
       　　一母亲问小儿子：“汤姆，如果汽车是用巧克力做的，你先吃哪部分?”
       　　Tom replied quickly, "Wheels! Then the car won't be off."
       　　汤姆飞快地答道：“轮子!这样汽车就开不走了。”
       　　5.. Tommy: "How is your little brother, Johnny?"
       　　汤米：“约翰，你的弟弟好吗?”
       　　Johnny: "He is ill in bed. He hurt himself."
       　　约翰尼：“他生病卧床了，他伤着了自己。”
       　　Tommy: "That's too bad. How did that happen?"
       　　汤米：“太糟了。是怎么回事?”
       　　Johnny: "We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won."
       　　约翰尼：’我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，结果他赢了。”
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7. 关于英语笑话演讲精选

    　　笑话是以民间口头创作为主的一种文学形式,是现实生活中深受人们喜爱的文娱语体。本文是关于英语笑话演讲，希望对大家有帮助!
         
       　　关于英语笑话演讲：Couple Goes To Heaven       　　The couple was 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. And, though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last three decades. One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation and their car crashed, sending them off to Heaven. They reached the Pearly Gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favourite clothes, freshly pressed, in the closet.
       　　They gasped in astonishment when he said, "Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now." The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. "Why, nothing," Peter replied, "remember, this is your reward in Heaven."
       　　The old man looked out the window and saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever-built on Earth. "What are the green fees?" grumbled the old man. "This is heaven," St. Peter replied. "You can play for free, every day - any starting time you wish."
       　　Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the cuisine laid out before them, from seafoodto steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages and a fountain of champagne. "Don't even ask," said St. Peter to the couple. "This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy." The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife. "Well, where are the low fat and lowcholesterol foods, and the decaffeinated tea?" he asked.
       　　"That's the best part," St. Peter replied. "You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like, and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!" The old man pushed, "No gym to work out at?" "Not unless you want to," was the answer. "No testing my sugar or blood pressure or..." "Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself."
       　　The old man glared at his wife and said, "You and your fucking fat-free bran muffins. We could have been here twenty years ago you bitch!"
       　　关于英语笑话演讲：You Can Eat Your Plate       　　Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step further - eat the plate.
       　　Chen Liang-erh, 50, an amateur inventor, announced Friday that he had perfected an edibleplate made from wheat grain, and that he planned to mass-produce it and other edible crockery including cups, bowls and food containers.
       　　Chen spent six years developing the plate, which he said would retail at about 7 cents each.
       　　Diners who don't want to eat the items - which taste like unsalted popcorn - can boil them for a nutritious meal for animals, he said.
       　　Chen said this can help reduce pollution caused by discarded crockery. The only disadvantage, he said, is his crockery cannot be washed and reused.
       　　关于英语笑话演讲：Nice Idea       　　Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requestedcollateral.
       　　"Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls Royce," the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gave him $5,000.
       　　Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. "That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest," the loan officer said. The man wrote out a check and started to walk away.
       　　"Wait sir," the loan officer said, "while you were gone I learned that you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $5,000?"
       　　The man smiled. "Where else could I park my Rolls Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40?"
       　　关于英语笑话演讲：Three Girls Go Camping       　　One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
       　　While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.
       　　Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."
       　　关于英语笑话演讲：Dirty Police Report       　　A man knocked on a door an a women answered and he asked if he could use her toilet. She said you have 3 chances, if you do 3 things wrong I`ll call the police. So he went to piss but on theflush chain there was a bra so he ripped it off. Then when he was walking down the stairs he saw her cat called Boobs on the step & he hates cats so he squezed it & then threw it up the stairs. He then went in the kitchen where the women was & the women said why did you throw my cat up the stairs? He said I don`t know. While she went to get it, on the table was a glass of milk which he then drank. When the women came back she said you had your 3 chances now I'm calling the Police. When the police came they asked her what the man had done. She said this man has ripped her bra off, squezed her Boobs and drank her milk.

8. 高一英语课前三分钟演讲（要短，易懂，笑话也行）

　　Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student.

　　When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is a virtue."
　　美 德

　　获取研究生学位多年以后，我回到位于宾翰顿的纽约州立大学当教员。一天，电梯里很拥挤，有人抱怨电梯效率太低。我说自我在那里当学生起，20年来电梯一直没有换过。

　　最后当电梯门打开时，我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下，回过头来我看到一位年长的修女正在朝我微笑。“你会拿到学位的，亲爱的，”她低声说道：“坚持不懈是一种美德。”


　　A mother mouse
　　老鼠的第二语言也重要
　　A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she
　　spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and
　　the cat watched the mice.
　　Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat
　　was so terrified that it ran for it's life.
　　Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you
　　understand the value of a second language?"


　　一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。
　　母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。
　　母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”